Listen, he just got over it in a week, okay?

Let’s not confuse and cheapen the issue by making it about race.

I mean, I guess it’s better that he be upfront about it, but...

Ugh this guy is disgusting. The whole “Im just trying the help you!” is so manipulative and would definitely go further and further had he not been turned it this early on in his behavior. 

If a 26 year old man is rocking that hairstyle odds are pedo.

Bologna sandwich with pee on it doesn’t make it any worse.

Immediately reading the lede, I was like “wait, isn’t he American??”

He died as he lived— causing unnecessary flight delays.

TSA agents “just told us to run, to just go through the screening.

Using this against him during the election would require them to admit that wearing blackface is offensive.

Uncontroversial opinion: Bologna is disgusting. I am an unrepentant glutton, but I will starve before eating bologna.

I say swab your dog’s mouth with it, send it in, see what happens.

[movie trailer voice-over guy]: They thought wrong.

He’s just trying to re-enact his favorite Chevy Chase scene . . .

I’m like 90% sure that “seized illegal Mexican bologna” is a euphemism of some sort.

What bugs me about Lolita commentary is when people talk about it as if it’s some kind of twisted love story. People are ignoring the fact that the story is told through the eyes of a child rapist, who is the ultimate unreliable narrator. This is his view of how things happened, which is a very different view from…

I have yet to see a film version that makes me think the director really understood the novel.

It’s a 60 year old book. Six decades. It’s OLD, is what I’m getting at. ;)

“In both film versions of Nabokov’s story, the age of the title character is raised by a few years, a nod to the still-controversial nature of its themes—but hardly an accurate homage to the girl who lived through the real story.”