Improper and unhealthy hygiene are not “hashtag pussy power.” If anything is, it’d be learning to properly care for your female genitalia. Soap should never be used on your mucous membranes. Never. This means, you do not use soap of any kind on the inside of your labia majora or anywhere internal to that. Ever. That…

I mean, you should maybe go see a doctor if your twat is rank, not just squirt harmful chemicals into it? Vaginas generally don’t smell “rank” unless something is wrong.

So it’s hot as balls outside when my vagina overheats are you saying that it is hazardous to run 50/50 coolant through my vagina? Does this also apply in winter with anti- freeze? I’m in California so the anti freeze thing doesn’t always happen but it can get below freezing where I’m at in the state.

Hang one of these from belly ring. Or...

...but intimate neglect can engulf you in marital grief!

And the right to divorce and own property! We have such an exciting day planned for them.

I hope they also told these women they finally have the vote!

“A new study?”

Oh sit your white ass down, Becky. It’s not always about your fee fees.

Exactly, but they are idiots. They don’t think like that. They think “oh, well, if my kid gets measles or polio or whatever we’ll just get medicine to make her better” because they are goddamn morons.

Thing is, these are the same people who would probably say “I didn’t have no car seat when I was a kid and I survived!”

My Child My Choice!

That will get a “fuck NO” vote from me. Keep your disease vectors home or gtfo.

Not finding the bodies would be so hard. When do you give up hope? When do you stop looking at everyone you pass, hoping it's them? I cannot even imagine. Losing a loved one in a fucked up way is hard enough, never recovering the bodies and never truly knowing what happened.... I cannot.

I can definitely see that happening. It’s not a stretch to think that someone who is inclined to murder two innocent girls would be that stupid. What I don’t understand is how excruciatingly stupid you’d have to be as a relative to go “sure, lemme wash that for you, it’ll be dry tomorrow”.

So your creepy carnie cousin asks you to help him move and burn “two duffel bags, each weighing about 60 or 70 pounds, that had red stains and an odor of decay” and you only remember to tell the police about it 40 years later? Perhaps Henry Parker should be charged for aiding and abetting.

Well I mean they kept it quiet for 40 years .

We can all acknowledge this is some fucked-up shit and it’s a good thing justice is finally being served. However, what kind of idiot asks a relative to wash HIS BLOODY SHIRT. I know they didn’t have Law & Order back then, but come on! Let this guy rot in prison!

They had me at The Wine Diet Cookbook