As a sweater? Yes. As a onesie. This bitch lives in Southern California I'm afraid I will sweat to death.

Why does it have two sets of eyes??? The one on the left only has one set of eyes! This is a terrible onesie!

I would totally buy it if it didn't say Katy Perry on the back and had a fin instead.

"Be left shark! Or a horribly designed embarrassment of left shark! With MY NAME ON THE BACK BECAUSE I HAVE NO EGO OR ANYTHING!"

But how would everyone else know whom you were giving your money to otherwise?

Having a back hatch for pooping and zipper hole for peeing capabilities is onesie crafting 101. Not only does it completely fail to capture the essence of left shark, it doesn't even meet basic criteria for adequate onesie engineering.

ME TOO. I got all excited thinking it was the real shark costume. I was all ME, LET ME CHECK MY BANK ACCOUNT TO SEE HOW MANY TENS OF DOLLARS I CAN SPEND ON IT.

Just go ahead and sell it with that god damn dress already.

That is just an insult to all the onesies that I wear to the liquor store up the block from my apartment.

I was gonna comment back YES. But then I saw the actual thing and got sad.

Yelp is absolutely useless! I work for a small non profit art gallery and lately our Yelp page has been swamped with new reviews. Problem is, all of the reviews are from people who have never been into the gallery, they just read other false reviews and make up another, like a game of telephone. We have people…

Before social media, in my very limited time working in a chain restaurant, I was told a story about a family who were absolutely awful to their server; rude, cursing, demands, the whole nine yards. Our manager finally came out and basically said "No one is allowed to treat my employees this way. Please kindly get the…

One restaurant making their entire shtick about screwing up Yelp reviews and getting good PR for it does not equate to "Yelp only has power if you let it". That doesn't negate the fact that when you're just a restaurant focusing on your food and not actively trying to make your Yelp reviews useless, they can make or…

I don't see how that would deter people from posting negative reviews. If you had a bad enough experience with the daycare, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to take your pet back there regardless, so what difference would it make if you wrote a negative review?

Just out of curiosity, why would these two ladies believe for one second that their food did not contain at least one sample of someone's bodily fluid?

Never. I think I'd take my dog to a different daycare first.

Last night at work I had the pleasure of dealing with a grown man having a tantrum because I would not give him his prescriptions for free. He had no insurance and "no money", had gone to the hospital to get a prescription and brought it in already knowing he had no way to pay for it.

Why do people act like they are the center of the universe when clearly they are no more special than the lint from my navel?

Yeah, not gonna lie, I used to use Yelp all the time. I thought it was a pretty nifty resource.

I don't find Yelp to be useless if I'm in an unfamiliar place just looking for a bit. I can weed out the entitled asshole reviews and can pick out the honest reviews.