Did I miss the part where Steph Curry is President of the United States? Or is he still a basketball player.

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Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

Why you wanna suck Trump’s dick?

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

“Filed to: LOLJETS”. Usually that tag doesn’t have the best connotation.

hell yeah......that’s why i watch sportscenter......standings...i fuckin love to wait 20 minutes to see a static image of something i can also find by googling “baswba;; standibgs” while on the treadmill without breaking stride

Fucking moron.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

In about 18 months I’m sure Mike Huckabee will have a tweet about it.

+ 1,000,000 for not traveling (once on the concrete)

1) Tweets are tech.

Reading this on my phone, and I laughed so hard I cried. There’s a literal Trail of Tears from the elevator to my desk.

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

That’s interesting, because when the Indians come to town, I wonder why my kids (who are of American Indian ancestry) have to be subjected to a team wearing racist caricature on their hats all game.

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.