Delay the game? That's tantamount to digging in, and we know how much Patton hated that.

That is literally the best way anyone could have described it.

No kidding, remember The Big Show when he first started?

It made me simultaneously wonder when XCom 2's coming and want to play Civ V. I can't tell you how disappointing that is.

Seriously, where the hell is Unicron (or any of the other mega-sized Transformers for that matter)?

We all knew Sony's security sucked after they got hacked a few years ago. Unfortunately this is becoming business as usual for them.

"Apparently, the attack—which they've been allegedly planning for a while—was done to highlight "incompetence" at Microsoft and Sony."

While I don't exactly agree with the sentiment, I'm gonna have to give you points for the pic.

Not to mention that my game controllers aren't subjected to nearly as many angry temper tantrums these days...

I think this is the weakness you're looking for:

Sure, if you believe that retcon "It wasn't REALLY Jean Grey" bull.

By that standard you can't really blame Wanda for everything she did either.

Yeah, but he always tried to steer Galactus towards uninhabited planets until he was forced to go to Earth.

I would dare say Jean Grey as Dark Phoenix has murdered more than almost any "hero".

I think she hates the IDEA that she likes Varric more than she actually hates HIM.

I've had all of these problems at various points, but the frequent crashing is definitely the most annoying.

I have to say it: this is my favorite BioWare game since KOTOR. That's the last time I really felt the hugeness of the game world and felt like I had nearly unlimited agency as a player.

The console version is glitchy too so don't get too happy.

As an American I find this both accurate and hilarious.