Now you’re relegated to going through the mental gymnastics of being a Lions fan.

Still pretending AoS is bad?

The stupid brightness slider in Control Center. Every time I try to change the brightness it tries to slide over to the music section. Drives me nuts!

Red Deadder

Are you sure you weren’t on American Choppers?

I’m hoping you meant “drove over” instead of drove by.

Hope you never fat finger those switches, ‘cause someone is going bye-bye.

I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

That’s some solid “im not racist but here’s a racist joke for your consideration” posting.

Du Li noted.

Wait the head is totally fake? Holy junk.

Hope Solo is on line 1 for you

So familiar with this guy from my days scouting all-ivy academic sprinters

I remember when this funeral was about Ali.

“Nice swing, bro!”

Paralympic mascot? I’m going to hell.

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

That kid has a bright future as a bobblehead doll.

This was a gag order?