I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if two voices of directors suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Coogler!

Yeah, I prefer his earlier stuff when he was signed to Dischord. Dude sold out.

Well, there's a very complicated, philosophical answer to that - but to save time:

For Mika, Forever Ago

I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY! I'VE ABANDONED MY ACTING!

Listened to the new Fleet Foxes on repeat. Took a few listens to fully appreciate it, but now it's really clicking. It's better than a C+ grade that's for damn sure.

McDonald's can dump them, but the Olympics will always have one sponsor.

Fareway reference ftw. Also, RIP Dahl's.

For the most part, at least in the Midwest, it's mostly McDonald's/ Burger King/ Wendy's/ Hardee's type shit. I would say for every Five Guys or Steak and Shake there's five shitty fast-food burger joints. Stuff like Five Guys is at least becoming more prevalent though, which is good, as I like my artery-clogging…

Rob Schneider is a carrot, a stapler, and now, an asshole.

SOOC would have been better if a hologram of Nate Dogg narrated the whole thing in his awesome sing-speak.

If anyone could have brought back The Phantom Menace back from the dead it's Tupac. In fact, I heard there's good versions of the prequels hiding out in South Africa.

As someone who used to live in Des Moines, I resent your condescending tone towards that fantastic city. The Olympics should be so lucky.

Steak and Shake fries all day.

"I don't know why any city in any democratic nation would ever want to host the Olympics."

All Things Must Pass makes Ram look like a kid.

"Catch that shit on a fire stick" sounds like a lost line from Pootie Tang.