@switchblade saints: Haha. Nice. When I was a new commenter I used to read your comments allll the time which is why you probably dont know who I am but today I was randomly thinking where the fuck has Switchblade Saints been? and Orphic answered my question.

@switchblade saints: Holy shit dude. Where have you been?

Would it still be illegal to charge people to watch stuff at your house?

@Nitemancometh: Way to +1 me.

Being a broke college student is a sin.

@weemdog: Lol.

@weemdog: Since I dont know the requirements for a good approvable comment, I will approve you as a commenter. Dont make me disappointed.

Well no necessarily at your face but somewhere in the room.

No lie, unlike most people who say this, I really misread the title at first glance and thought this alarm had to do with teabagging.

@toxic: This thread has a 20% chance of getting out of hand.

@mynameisjay: You suck at life if you really did.

What is that noise? Sounds like death not life.

@Graviton1066: Although I like where your minds at theres not a good way to implement something like this due to the fact that even rechargeable batteries die. What if a guy gave his batter with a bunch of cycles and replaced it for a low cycle battery...

"We have battery acid poisoning on 4th and West St., oh and a couple of broken ribs."

@stan-the-man: I dont think I'd be comfy living in something like that. Lacks warmth and function.

Release date might have been a good row to add...

@Freelancer λ 1-1: Shiraz, Iran. Wash D.C USA.

@Freelancer λ 1-1: Damet garm hadji :).

@toxic: This is why you're my fav. Heartclicks as usual.

@ps61318: The spartans will drink it with pride.