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joris-karl huysmans
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What country are you writing from?

Looks like Trump's taken his valuable experiences and is now teaching his Cabinet to be his cock holsters. Just payin' it forward

Putin's cock holster now that Trump is busy with other things.

Not exclusively, but principally. I don't dislike the movie for these reasons. I just find it amusing

Would women and heterosexual men have the same reaction to a Wonder Woman who had small breasts, a bad complexion, hairy legs and a somewhat squat figure but who could still kick ass, fly through the air, repel bullets and whip that lasso of truth like a motherfucker? Or was even a lesbian - and not the lipstick kind?

Maybe

My definition is clean and not unpleasantly smelly

Not every choice, but I've lived in other countries where by no means all women shave their legs or armpits and they are well groomed.

On an island exclusively populated by women, why do they shave their legs and armpits? Is this a really a movie exclusively aimed at females?

I'm offended because the villains of the play are Caesar's assassins. That's not how I'd feel if the victim were Trump.

There's also Jennifer Jones doing a mean Jane Russell and reminding everyone that she's "trash" every few minutes (and getting Oscar-nominated for it, to boot!)

Duel in the Sun IS one of the greatest movies of all time. For Gregory Peck singing I've Been Working on the Railroad after he's blown up a train alone. And Lionel Barrymore and Butterfly McQueen have never been more out-there.

Hope he keeps lots of plastic mattress covers handy

Comey's a "leaker". So is Trump saying he's got the hots for him? Maybe he fired him to save his marriage.

I'm always jealous of the kids who got to be part of the rock 'n' roll riots of the 50s. I really wish I could have seen Little Richard in 56 or so. What could possibly have prepared anyone for that experience?

"Dinglepumpkin'?

Considering his appalling record as a trophy hunter, calling us non-humans sounds kind of ominous.

Well, the turd didn't fall far from the asshole, did it?

I kinda wish she'd had his bloody dick in her other hand

Learn the difference between "effect" and "affect", bro