Bear cubs in unfamiliar territory. Humans to the rescue!

You should maybe move to an illegal publishing company. I hear they have cookies.

I think the only person who loves flags more than Brees is Brandon Browner.

He may not be able to catch a cold, but I’ll bet a dollar Jerramy Stevens could sexually assault one if given the chance. HE’D FIND A WAY. #NeverQuit

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

Particularly because every problem is solved by the insertion of a dongle into the appropriate port.

...I’ll just see myself out now.

I don’t hate Falcons fans as much as I pity them. For decades the only thing they could brag about was “at least we’re not the Saints.” Now the Saints have won a Super Bowl and have a statue commemorating a game against the Falcons in front of the Superdome. Maybe they could ask to relocate to the NFC South so they…

Investors are confused!

Here’s my advice, that I pretty much used to make me a notable person in my high school year:

Always room for moar Zubat.

Ugh for fucks sake, what a fucking non-controversy.

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Ugg, work day needs to end so I can get back to this.

Just buy a fucking PC already.

How are they left in the dark?! It says right on your order it will ship in April, is April over yet? As far as I can tell it still has like 23 days left in the month.. People need to be patient and deal with their place in line.. I didn’t order till March 28th and mine says ships in May, I don’t expect to get it till…

Your move Florida....

I did something similar to this earlier. http://lanternslight.us/2015/06/04/tec… The thing is that if I was going to college I wouldn’t want a laptop. I would wan’t a desktop and a tablet. Something portable with good battery life and access to cloud storage. (WiFi being campus wide) Then a desktop that I could expand…