Neither of us seems to have suffered for it.

You'd be a dickhead to be in his position in the first place

I believe "Redskins" is the proper term.

There's no excuse for not tracking down that fly ball. Hell, Ryan Freel would've made that play 100 times out of 100 and he was always playing in a fog.

I've been arguing for gumline technology forever.

The same way the Corleones have casting authority in Hollywood.

As a lifelong non-New Yorker, I assure you no one else gives a shit.

"but what if I just tried to blend in all game long, and never ventured more than 10 yards from midfield?"

Well, she certainly is short and stout.

That's not true, Mexico has plenty of dead lines. I'm not sure how he could have missed that much white chalk.

Guy makes $300 profit for 3 minutes work; complains anyway.

Guy Knowingly Buys Mispriced Tickets and Loses Them; Complains Anyway.

I don't agree with the premise that Jeter has illegitimate children. I feel like he's such a classy guy that he would pay for the abortion.

You can say what you wish about hot sauce, but don't you dare besmirch bacon.

I want to buy this bike and name it after my ex.

Remember when the media scolded every NFL executive who insinuated that Michael Sam was going to be a distraction?

Things ended badly for those people because they suck AND only people that suck choose to feature their life in a reality show. You have to suck first to want to do a reality show. Things will end badly here because Michael Sam probably sucks, which is why he wants to do a reality show. It's possible that he's just…

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

I guess we finally saw what happens when you find a stranger in the alps