"C'mon! The Olympics are an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime event."

Why no "on your back" skeleton event?

Followed shortly by the worst attempt at finding a better replay angle of all time.

What the Winter Olympics Would Look Like In Brooklyn:

So are you saying the Redskins "took back" their original statement?

You probably want to do some research on Judaism and the Jewish people, you might come up with some fascinating info on that one.

You're aware the Olympics start Friday, right?

It seemed to me the female reporter brought it back to hockey, which is even better in my eyes.

Kudos to the reporter steering the interview back to hockey so we didn't have to watch a grown man sob in front of twenty microphones.

Kane actually owes much of his facetime on Deadspin to Old Grand-dad.

"Heart-stoppingly good."

"Okay, this one is DEFINITELY an inside job!"

You are truly doing God's work.

Stick to morphs.

I'm mesmerized by the ears!

It's for the best, I imagine. No one wants to end up in a Russian jail.

aren't biathletes banned from this year's games?

That's odd. When the U.S. wants to reach its preordained conclusion, regardless of the actual facts, the last question it usually asks is: "What WMD?"