why would it matter when Blackhawks fans care about the Rangers incredible run? This fan shaming nonsense is ridiculous.

The English are well aware of American history.

plan your wedding on a holiday weekend? Monsters.

According to eyewitnesses there is no way he was injured because that yellow bellied coward was squinting.

I told you I was gonna have possum for dinner, and there he is.

Hey, this is relatively quaint when you consider Dusty used to bone 'em three at a time.

unless my route forces me to cross to the other side eventually, I am not putting in the effort to cross just because somebody else is on my side unless they make it very clear they intend on shooting or stabbing me.

Pictured: Another NFL player caught with an exposed wiener in the locker room.

that is just product placement for golf channel's biggest advertiser, Medicare funded scooter repair

There's no way he is a great leader if he is doing reality television.

I know some claim they were born that way and that they cannot just choose to live like somebody else, but goddammit deep down I really think that being on reality TV is a lifestyle choice that can and should be avoided at all costs.

officially the best fucking cat in the history of the goddamn world.

Who is the real racist now??????

Nobody affiliated with Philadelphia has ever been happy about anything.

the sweatsuit really pulls it all together

Whenever I ask my wife for extra pasta she happily obliges, but sadly, this is not a euphemism.

It's a little wider group than just the "strictest".

seven year-old children?

What about why the hell the Bears drafted a punter?