the non-running thighs?

incest is icky and all, but when it involves consenting adults I'm not calling for anybody to press charges.

I think the editors did as well as could be expected.

I do not understand the fascination with futbol managers. It's like how the baseball world obsessed over managers 30 years ago.

It's not up to the owners - it's up to FIFA and US Soccer.

I don't think you under the definition of the word definition.

there is something wrong with this graph, the Billy Hamilton figure should be taking a hard turn back to the dugout.

558 OPS is ridiculous

cue the overwrought lamentations from the people who swear they aren't fuddy duddy traditionalists

6th in average, as if that means anything. Of course, when you get down to more meaningful stuff, like fWAR, it's much lower than the rest of his numbers. He had a great debut, but he's not Trout.

He's not really a game changing player though. He is good, but his 2013 wasn't nearly as good as his biggest fans think it was.

He knew they were only playing three games in those jerseys and they've already done that this series.

I have had this exact same kind of surgery three times, and I can tell you that the last sentence in that paragraph is a blatant lie.

Damn, four years ago.

didn't Drew Magary start this whole thing a few years ago?

Red Sox fans whined about chicken and beer ruining a season, that's bitchy.

Something tells me there won't be much of a need to start fights with black patrons at this place.

You rub a wolf the wrong way and the north will remember.

graham doesn't have an ounce of common sense

thanksgiving is only an American holiday though, you need to bring the Russians and other disgusting people into the mix, like Canada. It has to be January 1st.