Even having been lucky enough to get an XSX near launch, I still quite miss the Xbox One’s HDMI pass-through and the ability to use Kinect for voice controls. So take your “Xbox One sucked,” turn it sideways, and cram it in your kiester.

“Lifestyle choice” is just that though. I enjoy gaming, but I enjoy other things as well. Those hundreds to thousand’ish dollars saved not buying the newest consoles and games can be put towards other hobbies. I’m not “missing out” by not being caught up in the drama that seems to surround every new release, AND I get…

Other readers pointed out that kids often can’t help being poor, weird-looking, or otherwise non-standard, which I agree with, but the overall point—the nail that sticks its head out gets pounded down, so a kid’s best bet is to appear as normal as they possibly can—is a solid (if depressing) commentary on human…

This article is a shitty take on the simple fact that people come in different ages and have different experiences. You’re too young/old for someone? Well then they can just bite your smooth/wrinkly butt.

This. It wasn’t just a typewriter thing; I grew up with double-spaces being taught in my computer lab in the mid 90's.  I’m guessing that, around the time Helvetica was cool and shitting on Times New Roman was gaining popularity... hipsters decided that single space was superior and have not relented since.

Using a single space is not wrong. Using a double space is not wrong.

I’d rather people think I’m old than embrace social media platforms that convince people to eat dishwasher detergent packs. And using one space after a period is just wrong, like pineapple on a pizza or wearing a baseball hat backwards. Just wrong.  Now get off my lawn.

Look who has fancy bean money over here.

Toss them into your garden to see if they’re magic.

Throw those ancient beans in the crockpot overnight and by morning they will be ready to eat.

i think forever, well stored.

I’ll do you one better, I mean all the disrespect. I’d like this person to go away.

Can this guy just go away already?  I mean no Disrespect.  Literally.

I do think it’s a bummer but I’m okay with it. My buddy with whom I used to play co-op hasn’t played Halo since 4, so it’s not like I was going to be playing co-op anytime soon.

• Diarrhea and a fever higher than 102°F

It makes your console usable again so yes, it is a fix. And all your saves are cloud-side anyway so you’re not losing much.

Really wish they hadn't used bricking. Bricking means unable to be fixed whereas this can be. 

What’s ironic about the situation is if you’re cheating, you’re allegedly doing it to appear better than the people you’re playing against. Except it doesn’t work that way, everyone can tell you’re cheating and they don’t think you’re good they think you’re pathetic.

What about the three sea shell method? 

A screw requiring a screw driver? What has the world come to?