According to survey, it’s owners of Teslas that hate Tesla

The level of financial literacy being show by those calling CP just because a relatively new car has a lien on it is why 96mo loans on used cars are a thing.

But, wait a minute... I thought socialized medicine was useless and if it weren’t for all the big drug companies investing in research we wouldn’t make medical progress.

I think what we have here, that the Union lacked a sense of imagination about the pernicious nature of racism and the power of imagery and media to permeate and entrench said racism.

How many times do you think Hannity hooked up with Earhardt before he realized he wasn’t suddenly having amazing luck at bedding random blondes from the office, but was, in fact, in a relationship?

NASCAR will still wave the Confederate flag to signal the start of the last lap though, as is tradition.

sounds like they’re about to be buttHertz

Would anybody be interested in some kind of multiplayer organization of Jalopnik readers??

What do people think of this as a Jalopnik game review platform? Of course we didn’t want to encroach on Kotaku’s territory but I thought there was room for a ‘vehicle-centric’ game reviewing format... especially since I can’t justify driving cars for review as “essential travel” at the mo.

I am way past this now, but aren’t a ton of student loans now privately held?

What is so bad about Nick’s response? That is exactly what Ron would do.

I think they should fine The Discovery Channel one billion dollars for making terrible television and being such a failure to humanity.

No clue, but it’s crazy. My Costco continues to be sold out now for two weeks straight and it’s pretty much the same story at Target/Walmart. You’d think it was a diarrhea epidemic.

But I don’t wanna get autism!

While we’re adjacent to the topic: GET YOUR GODDAMN FLU SHOTS THIS YEAR FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Yeah, Italy just quarantined itself to make Trump look bad. Sure.

1000 to 1, in favor.