So, Marlins Man cast doubt on a floundering franchise’s gaff, on such a scale - as to hook a reporter in to his net of concern and chum the waters of discontent, while churning the seas of discord....Seems we’ve all been schooled. I took the bait and find myself reeling.

On one hand, this is a pretty cool stunt. On the other hand, the guy is wearing a visor.

Fuck Rob Manfred and the MLB for allowing this shit.

You’d think with all of the unspoken rules in baseball, surely one would be ‘you should have your corporate headquarters in the municipality that you’ve cheated out of resources for years and years.’

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

You can also promote trump with a well placed MAGA hat in your locker while giving interviews. Not one owner said shit about dividing the fan base then.

You forgot Jesus. You can take a knee for him.

Things you can promote as an NFL Quarterback:

Is Brandon Weeden not available?

100% agree.

Because the interest rates for used cars are bonkers as well, so for the same payment he can lease a new car under full warranty vs buying a used car that is likely has no warranty.

Me too. My Irish mother spent most of my childhood screaming at us very white kids “are you kids out of your cotton-picking minds.” To be clear:

That’s literally my face right now. I’ve heard that term used in place of swearing since I was a little kid. I honest to God never made the connection.

That feeling when you’ve been using an originally racist term as a replacement for a profanity for decades.

He’s the real MVP for banning Crossfit Cultists tho

Maybe the delivery driver knew he was being followed by package thieves (porch pirates) and wanted then to steal the poop so he could return later with the real package. Or at least that is what the driver should tell his boss.

as an aside, related to his fuck up a couple of years ago:

I am a pro-life conservative and the fact that the GOP, the “pro-life” party, argues against giving healthcare to all children is vile hypocrisy. If we are going to be pro-life, that means from conception to natural death and EVERYWHERE in between. It’s some fucking bullshit.