Soul Coughing made me look up what a Mezzanine was. And I learned something!

Here's my plan. I'll listen to the songs and if I like them then I'll listen to them again. If at any point I don't like them, then I won't listen to them anymore. That's really how I handle all my music. Seriously, why are we getting so worked up about this.

It's because of him that I think of Adventure Time as a Fantasy version of Futurama. Finn is Fry. Ice King is the Professor. Marceline is Lela. BMO is…Nibbler? Think I'm losing it now. Peppermint Butler = Scruffy? And Princess Bubblegum is definitely Nixon's head.

True. Jennings is a better choice. Or make it an hour long!

Saying adorkable only gives it power.

Those bros should be sent to prison.

He is an excellent host just because he's a likable, positive guy. He also does weird comedy bits that remind me of early Conan.

I am on board for Jennings. Or perhaps John Hodgman?

The reason you can't always just sub in "records" is that we also call all albums records—no matter what the format is. Sometimes it isn't clear you're talking about Records. But sometimes it is.

The 'Burbs.

I wish I could click Like 10,000 times for this.

I would say best Bruce. I like how he makes Bruce kind of airheaded.

I don't know—Baio was on Happy Days, Charles in Charge, Diagnosis Murder, and Arrested Development. That is four things better than anything LaBeouf has been or done. and I think Happy Days + Charles in Charge makes a bigger star than that guy nobody cares about in those robot movies.

All I know is that Baldwin's remarks seem to be well-reasoned and clearly explained. Shia's sound like the ravings of an opium addict.

Can we call it quits on remaking fairy tales yet?

Why did Matlock always hire a black man to do all his less-than-legal dirty work?

Remember the one where Conrad snuck into someone's house to gather evidence and ended up getting sent sprawling by a knuckle sandwich?

I wonder if this would have happened if it had been the cast of Duck Tales instead. Does Morissey have any strong views on animal capitalism?

I like the Smith's and have zero interest in Duck Dynasty, but Morissey's statistic-filled statement makes me want to watch nothing but Duck Dynasty from here on out.

Maybe Ben and Kate should have a Duck Dynasty episode.