Every album they've ever released is a great album.  Their least great great album is The Hunter.

That story rules.

That story rules.

Having your arm cut off is a lot worse than anal, guys.  Even in front of a creepy chanting throng of old men, losing an arm is worse.

Having your arm cut off is a lot worse than anal, guys.  Even in front of a creepy chanting throng of old men, losing an arm is worse.

Kirk, Jason, and James are all very nice guys.  Lars seems like a twat but I don't know personally.

Kirk, Jason, and James are all very nice guys.  Lars seems like a twat but I don't know personally.

Call of Ktulu, Orion, To Live is to Die.  Metallica could have just wrote those three songs and been as important as they are.  I'm going home and Putting that shit on loudly.  Sorry neighbor who runs day care.

Call of Ktulu, Orion, To Live is to Die.  Metallica could have just wrote those three songs and been as important as they are.  I'm going home and Putting that shit on loudly.  Sorry neighbor who runs day care.

Props on your name. Amon Amarth slays.

Props on your name. Amon Amarth slays.

Listen to Slayer.  Continue to be called uncool. Give no shits.

Listen to Slayer.  Continue to be called uncool. Give no shits.

I didn't grow up in the suburbs and didn't like Dookie when it came out.  I'm grateful for both.  Growing up in the suburbs is a severe brain handicap that precious few overcome.

I didn't grow up in the suburbs and didn't like Dookie when it came out.  I'm grateful for both.  Growing up in the suburbs is a severe brain handicap that precious few overcome.

Pinkerton is a great album, but seriously, nothing tops the Blue Album.  It is end-to-end classics.

Pinkerton is a great album, but seriously, nothing tops the Blue Album.  It is end-to-end classics.

Bronze doesn't rust, dude.  Iron does.

Bronze doesn't rust, dude.  Iron does.

Yeah, even gay guys from NJ are horribly tacky, tasteless, loud mouthed shrews.