He’s a Dad. He got Dad Jokes.

Then the plans went to idiots Luke and Han . Who got medals for their bumbling drunkenly through life.

She used physical force, so she fucking deserved it. Case closed.

Molitor “repeatedly instigated hostile conversations” with Mixon and his companions outside the cafe’s front door, his attorneys wrote in an answer to the lawsuit.

As a 150lb dude, nobody would blink twice if this guy knocked me the hell out after I hit him first. Despite his response still being “disproportionate” and despite him being “much bigger and stronger”.

The original design had dog tags as well

I’m really digging the design of Barret here. I hated the direction they went with him for Advent Children. He looks more like how he was originlly intended to look now: like Mr. T.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

This should not be grayed

The solution is easy: just don’t play the Giants. New England learned this: not playing the Giants was the key to finally winning another Super Bowl.

“It’s not about to get easier. Dallas’s next two games are nationally televised matchups against the Buccaneers and Lions, both currently in the playoff picture.”

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair…