I love how so many people here are complaining about all the proselytizing of nonmonogomous people how pushy and judgmental they are, and yet so far I don't see anything like that at all in the comments. In fact, the only judgmental person I've seen in the comments is exceedingly anti-nonmonogamy, which isn't…

Well, most of my friends had c-sections and the ones who didn' thad bad complications but at any rate, I'm not that interested in how you get your baby out precisely b/c people are so judgey about it and I think spread misinformation in the form of anecdoctal medicine that influences the choices of women that aren't…

Lol no? We associate this sort of thing with the USA!

Pretty sure #6 will get you fired anywhere

I would suspect her boss would have more issues with #s 3, 6, 8, possibly 9 and definitely 10. I can't imagine they could care less about #1 given the rest of the list.

You can have a high pitched voice and not talk like an infant. Mindy Kahling comes to mind. The point isn't so much people with ultra young sounding or feminine voices, but women who pretend to have them and also pretend to be dumb to get guys attention.

My children will be special little snow-flakes, which is exactly why I can NEVER indulge them.

Special little ADD dyslexic anxiety-ridden socially inept snowflakes with a high probability of clinical depression and a bend for existentialist and pessimistic thoughts.

Have you tried explaining that people won't like her if she behaves a certain way? My parents always pointed out bratty behavior in other children and me and explained how annoying it was, how I didn't want my grandparents, teacher and friends to think I was a brat etc. You can't really do much about when they are…

"I made her call my teachers and argue about the Fs that I'd receive quite frequently."

If I said I wished all "scientific" studies that involve a couple of hundred students from the same university would immediately go up in flames, you'd assume I had psychopathic tendencies, right?

Gwyneth?

I'm confused: weren't both of these boys under 18 at the time of the shooting, and isn't it unconstitutional to execute minors? Why was the death penalty even a threat?

Because they're minors you imbecile. Minors don't get the death penalty. And just like the Zimmerman case, the Court of Public Opinion is NOT a court of law thankfully.

You won't recognize me. My name was Internet and I was the 376-month old technology who was misused at point blank range by millions of idiots who were attempting to feel like victims. A Grand Jury of my peers from around the world determined the idiots who misused me will not face the ostracization penalty...too bad…

Ha! That actually might be a deal-breaker for me, unless he could get on board with my relentless mockery.

"Happy Slapping" finally came to America, I see.

My soon-husband can only do one impression, and it's David Bowie. Unfortunately, this means that any impression he attempts to do is just David Bowie with some weird extra quirks. You should see his Paula Deen-Bowie.

I thought my type was a really skinny guy with dark hair and green eyes. I was ridiculously unwavering on this. My husband looks like a lumberjack- tall, thick, bearded... And bald. When I met him I was actively getting back into dating after becoming a single parent, and I had relaxed my standards for this…

My two cents: things you absolutely should have high standards about - the quality of someone's character, chemistry, the way he/she treats you, and having some major life goals in common (like being on the same page about having or not having kids, for example.) The stuff you should be less rigid about? Everything…

As if being bathed in the kitchen sink isn't horrible enough, to add insult to injury my step-mother uses the soap bubbles to make her dog look like a fawn.