That’s a really mean comparison to Canada’s national animal.... the majestic beaver

Can someone explain to me why a millionaire didn’t think to get her dress TAILORED?

I really like Mr. Booker. Hillary will likely pick a generic old white guy instead.

I imagine there is some overlap with people who have a hard time understanding the separation of church and state.

I hate your friend’s boyfriend so much right now. ;)

Funny how some people want to protect speech when it's racist. It was horrible how organized the attack was on Leslie. How do regular people handle it?

What kind of armpit makeup did Laura Ingraham ask for, before she she did her Heil Hitler salute?

The fact that the RNC apparently didn’t have him sign an NDA is yet another sign of how fucking amateur hour this whole production is. Jesus. If this is how they roll, I’m scared shitless for what would happen if they took the presidency.

He actually unintentionally did some good work there, though. Ed Hardy’s brand needed to be killed.

I see that someone’s already done this joke. SO I WILL UP THE ANTE. MELANIA WILL BE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND MICHELLE, CREEPILY MOUTHING THE WORDS AS MICHELLE SINGS. Thank you.

I am going to mis her, her husband, and their beautiful family so very, very much come January. We have been so fortunate to have them these past eight years.

Does that mean Melenia Trumps airs this Thursday?

Even reading from a teleprompter Melania Trump seems to struggle in English. I wouldn’t blame her for having some help putting a speech in its final form. But obviously she didn’t write this speech, and whoever wrote it wants that to be known while winking at the Internet with the subtle rickroll.

Hard to make a speech about the guy you’re married to because he has hella money.

I loved that Wiig and McCarthy were much more the scientists and McKinnon just really wanted to f*** up some ghosts with awesome gadgets. She was living her best life during that battle scene.

Ghostbusters was SO GOOD! During the big final battle scene, there’s a shot of Kate McKinnon running in slo-mo toward a bunch of ghosts, guns drawn, and the Ghostbusters theme song is blasting while she does it. For the first time in my life, I felt what I imagine little boys feel at superhero movies. “That could be…

i saw it! i loved it! AND THEY WEAR REGULAR FLAT COMFORTABLE SHOES WHILE GHOSTBUSTING!!

It’s that last tweet that gets me though. I mean this is a man that has been very vocal about how very, very christian (small c) he is. Why, he even knows a verse or 2 from the bible I betcha and yet, here is he being less than charitable to his neighbors, and doing nothing but bragging about his wealth and cushy…

Nanaimo bars. The treat I want but won’t ever make because I’d eat them all.