Tell that to the torn scraps of Paul Ryan’s shredded dignity.

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

The only way this hell gets more fresh is if Trump names her as his running mate.

Come to Canada! It’s even legal for women to go topless in public. We love having new people as long as they’re not assholes.

Grief didn’t turn that woman into a racist sack of shit.

She responded to someone on twitter and said that her publicist has been reaching out to everyone, with no takers, for months

My humble suggestion is that celebrities should wear fashion designers on the Red Carpet.

The police hat been dispatched to this home three times for suicide attempts. And they keep the guns?

I inherited a gun, but I got rid of it because I am afraid of freaking out like this and hurting someone. I don’t have a history of this, but anything can happen. Sometimes I feel nervous because I think of situations where having a gun could be beneficial, but the danger is just too great. Emotions, hysteria, it can…

“I always knew something would happen, but I never thought she would do this. Christy was toxic for the family. She was mentally unstable,” she added.

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

I’ve only done coke once in my life when I was much younger, but the combination of the cocaine hangover and a 4 month old sounds like the worst 12 hours of your life.

Something tells me that she isn’t famed for making real good choices.

One of mine does the staring and the judging, as if she can’t believe how disgusting humans are but also can’t look away. The other cat assumes any cuddlefest or biting game or wrestling match OBVIOUSLY meant to include him and that his lack of invitation was just an oversight.

Cat owns my soul. Yes, master.

The pregnancy one is that pisses me off the most. The dress had fabric that draped over her belly. Mystery solved. I honestly think questioning the pregnancy of a woman who already went through a miscarriage is just mean.

BEYONCE IS ALMOST THE SAME WORD AS BENGHAZI!!!11!

It’s not like he did these things to a MAN.

Was literally just rewatching Lemonade as this was posted. Gahhhhhhh she is so damn good. Makes me feel all: