Ugh. It makes me so sad that innocent Muslim people are made to suffer because of terrorist attacks. There's a pretty large chance I'm at least distantly related to IRA or UVF members but there's no way I'd ever be punished like this for being of Irish descent.

I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

I’m tempted to hop down to the Wal-Mart in my backwoods, redneck town because I suspect these folks have not seen James’s video, and therefore the stock probably hasn’t been depleted. However, my refusal to shop at Wal-Mart causes a problem.

I have two contributions to make people happier today.

i like how people like this bro always assume transgender folks are trying to use being transgender in order to commit sexual assault in bathrooms, instead of, you know, pooping.

Off-Topic but it needs to be said: Judge Gail Standish is a bona fide bad-ass. From her bio:

Woah, hey, backup. I am all for adoption, but it’s not the right choice for everyone, and deriding people for having the resources to and wanting to try for a biological child has absolutely no place here. It is not the responsibility of the infertile to adopt all the unwanted kids in America.

Johari, girl, you my hero.

Research, hmm? I don’t know if I would call my great-uncle's rambling Facebook posts research.

“Concious uncoupling” broke the Internet?

Outing someone is always disgusting (especially disgusting to me coming from a place where outing someone can lead to their death/seriously endanger them). Referring to someone as gay as some kind of insult/jab is plain homophobia.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Dear Melissa McCarthy:

Oompa-Loompa American.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Two words.

We voted. :x

I have no idea. I’m just glad it happened. I’m a little misty-eyed reading this article—so many years of a xenophobic, anti-choice, homophobic, right wing fuckwad, I was starting to give up hope.

I think what really alarms me from this is that she’s already “acceptably” skinny in the original photos. And the degree to which they Photoshopped her is actually a really shitty job—it just looks like they squished the “fat” parts of the image in, without considering how that would warp the rest of the image. C-.