A 1970 Ford Capri 1.7 XLR.

There, I’ve fixed it: this has a manual.

Is this an original American Chrysler design, engineered before 2013?

2nd Gear: Not The Best Year For FCA, I Suppose.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

I am a native Italian. I do what I can. The day you speak Italian like I speak English, let me know.

The eel was wiggling, you dumbass.

No, I was at the “Royal Islander Club La Plage” both times, because they had our appliances in their suites.

Like you’re your phone.

No. Because eels are extremely strong animals, and can live several hours out of the water, if not days. One BIG, beheaded and frozen eel once scared the bejeezus out of my poor Mom when she started wiggling after it had defrosted.

When I was a teeny preteen, my Grandpa sent me a new bike via express courier. It arrived after two weeks, and it was broken. I cried a lot, while my Grandpa sued the courier and got reimbursed. I had to take my poor new bike to the repair shop and it was mended, but still remained scratched. That was an extremely…

“homosapiens”

I badly expressed myself, for the sake of brevity. Indeed the shark brain has long been impugned as being tiny, simple, and relatively unimportant. Superficial examinations of the brain of small, evolutionarily conservative sharks - such as the Spiny Dogfish (Squalus acanthias) - seemed to bear this out. That said and…

That cliff was far from the swimming areas, and in hot tropical (almost equatorial) zones the water near the shores becomes lukewarm during the day, and so is the surface water far from the shores as well. Sharks have no brain but a network of temperature sensors along the body, and during the day they stay dozing in…

The Daily Mail, hilariously, cites anonymous “experts” who say the best way to clean up bird droppings is to use a sponge and warm soapy water.

I still think that it’s one of the most imbecile things one could do. And maybe you’re intelligent enough to appreciate that there is difference between staying in line with the airplane’s body, and staying in line with the engines. The fact that lady was thrown on the rocks and smashed her skull, is evidence enough…

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