The article says “a massive summer hit”, not “the massive summer hit”. And since Crystal Skull is the second biggest worldwide hit of 2008, I think it’s fair to call it “a” massive summer hit.

Jar Jar wasn’t trying to make “how wude” a thing, it had been a thing since 1987, when it was the Olsen Twins’ catchphrase on Full House

Comparing having something out in the open that the city chose not to enforce (pretty much the only way people would know about it) for years until they suddenly altered course to a crime that the perpetrator know was illegal and actively hide so as not to be caught is a horrible analogy.

I’m guessing you’re an attorney. No offense.

“If the storm affects critical electrical infrastructure it will impact high-voltage transmission lines, so not to worry about your home’s personal transformer’

Old-school Apple commercials, such as the infamous “1984" Super Bowl spot, painted the company as a liberator from tech giants like IBM. Other infamous ad campaigns,

fucking moron

“The engineer told him the frunk increases in pressure every single time it closes and detects resistance, Judkins said. It’s going to assume you want to close the frunk and maybe something like a bag is getting in the way, which would make it close harder.”

It’s highly contagious, but I don’t know if you can “source” MRSA shy of finding someone that already has it. It’s also not lethal in most cases, so that would be really weird to try to off somebody with a MRSA infection. I doubt this was nefarious.

“(Musk) added that, beginning at 10 a.m. on Tuesday, he will ask any executive “who retains more than three people who don’t obviously pass the excellent, necessary and trustworthy test doesn’t lick my boots to resign.”

I remember about six months before Iron Man 3 came out, images of the movie’s LEGO tie-in sets leaked, and I was super disappointed when the movie came out and it didn’t culminate with an epic ultimate showdown between Iron Man and the Mandarin driving around in a riding lawnmower.

I’ve seen some viral marketing in my day, but I think this has got to be one of if not the best.

A true god dose would kill that stupid ego of his.

He’s prob eating a 5 mg gummy and freaking out.

I liked 1 and 3 and we don’t talk about Book of Shadows.

It’ll be the first movie presented entirely as a slideshow.

Yeah. Someone needs to ask people like him... can you give an example of being nice that is just “too much” for you to stomach?

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Those responsible for canceling the cancellation special have been canceled.

Got my click.  Bastards.