Don’t forget the blue checkmark.

Tig the Conqueror threatens to destroy Earth by scraping a galaxy-sized stool back and forth across its surface.

Not quite - anyone can join and give their two cents, not just critics. It tends to attract more knowledgeable viewers (unlike, say, IMDB).

So, because Giz didn’t like one type of smart glasses, they have to hate them all?

...but the driver got away uninjured, using nothing but her car. How did “brandishing the bumper” not work?

And he’s certainly not going to be purchasing any mid-tier football franchises for his underlings, that’s for sure.

He’s already got the flamethrower ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rodney was going into the hospital and a reporter asked him, “how long are you going to be in the hospital?”

I have a few no-name Lightning cables that work just fine with my iPhone 13 - I’m sure USB-C will be the same.

what we are going to do to Biden and the Communists when it’s our turn

Hey, I’m gonna put a camera in your shower - but don’t worry, it’s just so that I can find out what kind of shampoo you use.

I’d assume that they keep pretty tight controls on who has access to their machines, no? Why would they be worried about some rando “repairing” their stuff?

Mad HBO Max: Beyond Thunderdome

This.

Exactly. The author isn’t limited to using Hinge - they have the option of deciding it sucks (or - gasp! - paying for better access to the app’s pool of users), and trying something else.

Evolution didn’t make us that way. Get out there are find a mate the traditional way.

Sorry, what context am I missing? Someone talked about ‘Karen’ being called a racial slur in corporate training and you replied with “yeah but they’re overwhelmingly white”.

‘Karen’ is a racial slur because it’s overwhelmingly white people acting like fools? If there were more POC demanding to see the manager, would that make it more of a “race-neutral” insult?

or I’ll get an RO [restraining order] on you

Doesn’t mean he doesn’t still show up for kid’s story time, though.