Viagra might make it harder, but it sure doesn’t make it any bigger ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You can’t make me cancel Pixar. Just try.

She’s had a DUI and had to be removed from a different hotel while inebriated. So, yup.

Don’t even know if you’re joking, and I refuse to look it up.

“Escape” - Metallica, Ride the Lightning

Duh. 40 percent of all people know that.

The only skin they want to see is Melania’s. 

Agreed. I just meant that mentioning something more notable than “Umbrella Academy” (ie Juno or Inception) would’ve been helpful. I dunno, maybe Umbrella is more popular than I realized!

Fan art to the rescue!

F’real. The first couple of headlines I saw said something like “Umbrella Academy star Elliot Page comes out as transgender” and I thought ‘well, good for him’ without knowing who the article was about.

Can we cancel Chris Rock’s performance in ‘Fargo’? #zing

And get this: there are even some who confuse “decriminalizing” with “legalizing”, and think it’s all about just wanting to be able to use drugs!

Everyone on his team gets complimentary avocado toast in the morning, and it’s absolutely destroying his campaign.

I somehow feel she’s been called that in her work environment before.

You’re not defending deadbeats, just condemning murders. You’re good :)

I love this. Can we get an original episode where Kramer is on a mission to legalize ranch?

This is not exclusively “caring about children’s books”.

Hey, if they can support BLM and make a buck doing it, I’m 100% fine with that. I don’t really care if their actions are altruistic or capitalistic, as long as people are benefitting from it. There’s no downside here (unless you’re Karen, obvs).

He appeared in ‘24' and, perhaps more memorably, ‘Stranger Things’. Plus a TON of voice work. He’s doing fine.

Patton Oswalt should be cast as Trashcan Man. Change my mind.