Despite no Hulk Hogan appearance? Pshaw.

“Maybe somebody will call me ‘sir’ without adding ‘you’re making a scene’” - Homer Simpson

“It’s better to keep your mouth laptop shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”

I’ve come up with a solution for this quandary: do not watch the film.

Who the hell is Bret Stephens?

Whatever. He could have all of those things and do nothing to help. Instead, he has all of those things and is doing something to help.

It sounds like you would enjoy this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aQZ4PSVEW4

...and if he has died, I expect Nicolas Cage to portray him in the biopic.

A bear? You’re thinking small, my friend.

...so in conclusion, “Elon” means eccentric billionaire and “rail” means rail.

And Netflix and Hulu and HBO and Showtime and.... #gimmegimmegimme

My condolences.

Because the parent company of both Tenet and Hobbs/Shaw will make MORE money if you see the trailer in the theatre.

I see where @matt_dot_txt is coming from. If you come to ‘Seinfeld’ after having seen its many inferior descendants, you might wonder “what’s the deal with this show’s popularity? I feel like I’ve seen this kind of thing before”

Um, excuse me?  Rick Perry is wearing GLASSES, I’ll have you know.