Hah! It sounds like the die-cast dream garages of our youth were pretty similar!

Big Jim, former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, is outfitted with various whips, chains, and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off!

Hah, thanks for reminding me! My die-cast is buried somewhere in the garage.

I didn't know a dyno run could be sexy until now. Hot damn!

I'm mainly approaching it from a danger standpoint however I'm on board with your logic. Was that a pun? Slap your neighbor for me.

Remember colored rubber tires? That was "kinda cool".

Or wanted the wing.

Looking at the wreck I don't think it was even loose until he got there...

What for?

It's no Cobra but it's a cammer and she'll do 120mph on the water. That equals out to about the same amount of insanity.

And knowing is half the battle.

The amplive remix is legit.

I know just the place...

Is it normal to have the ejection port door closed in this kind of a situation?

The A-10 Hedgehog was obv the best suparsonic fighter. It almost went 500mph!

Bro, do you even drift?

"Do you have a flag …? "What? We don't need a flag, this is our home, you bastards" "No flag, No Country, You can't have one! Those are the rules... that I just made up!...and I'm backing it up with this gun, that was lent to me from the National Rifle Association."

I had a very similar situation but, in the old farts defense, he did just get mooned by 6 guys in an SUV (including myself... from the drivers seat) for the second time.