I’ve never understood: why dont you ever see the pitcher run up to the guy he hits says “oh shit, oh shit, I’m so sorry” etc? (I obviously mean this on unintentional beanings)

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

B.C.E.

Most people from Milwaukee were just getting into the Bucks.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

That’s not how you punch a chair.