I am still genuinely offended by how low-key people were with the punk theme. I’d have been like “bring on the Vivienne Westwood and McQueen!” Then I’d have died of sartorial perfection, proud of what I accomplished in this life.

She has plenty of her own wacky pseudo-science opinions (including claiming that sunscreen is more cancerous than the fucking sun) so she would probably have voted for Jill Stein if she could. Peas in a vapid pod those two.

Regarding Giselle... How the fuck do you stay married to someone who supports Trump? I almost broke up my with my boyfriend when we were having a “devil’s advocate” argument about him. Like, where is the respect? I can’t even fucking imagine. (I know, they are rich and beautiful, and have kids... Ugh) Don’t get it.

So tired of all the white and beige and pale and sheer. I would not want to stroll around in a human manifestation of my mother’s home decor all night.

He looks like Angela Merkel’s slightly wilder sister.

I think he looks like Mac from Always Sunny was the victim of a prank out back of a hair salon

Richie says, I’m going out in a blaze’r of glory...

For the sake of convenience I’m just going to not refer to him at all for any reason whatsoever.   

And that hit was named Miley Cyrus.

A while back, Richie Sambora was on the Today Show. When I caught sight of his hair and outfit, I thought, “Is he trans, now?”. I don’t know, but he was certainly giving me that impression. Someone in Hollyrock is convincing these aging rockers that this is the new look.

I think he should have stopped about here.

Nah it reads like a 2nd generation Famous who was barely homeschooled so she could start working in the fashion industry at 15.

Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

“I’m going to the hospital where I was born in Bellefonte, Kentucky, and legally changing my name.”

Did anyone else cringe while reading that apology? (Not for the intention, but for the actual words/writing ability.) Maybe it’s just that I’ve been doing line-edits for an academic journal recently but girl please make friends with a copy-editor. (Also I am impressed that her phone was only at 2% battery, I can’t…

There’s a huge segment of the Old Boys Club who loves young boys that remind them of their idealized self-images. I know several of them, and they can be staggeringly incompetent, as long as they have the right accent, the right skin colour, and they look good in a suit.

Addendum: I really like the part where McFarland says he likes rap music “for some reason” as if a white guy liking rap music is a noteworthy anomaly. There’s definitely no subtext at all to some rich white 20-something techbro saying something like that.

not naive enough to pay instagrammers, from VICE article:

I can’t believe this guy thinks he’s going to have a next year. There isn’t going to be a next year.

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…