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I still can’t comprehend that Taylor Swift has 2 AOTY awards and Beyonce has 0.

This is a bit heartbreaking. 25 was mediocre at best. I’m not even a Beyonce stan, but she gave us an album that represented a demographic, that doesn’t get represented enough. And it didn’t get recognized tonight.

Beyoncé wins “best urban contemporary [black] album” and Adele wins “best [white] album”..........................

I don’t think we’re taking crazy pills as much as white people can’t do more than two light skin black girls at a time.

That line in Formation about the “negro nose with Jackson 5 nostrils” made me, a Korean American, so proud of my flat, non-European nose for the first time.

Someone named Joy Villa. I wiki-ed her and it looks like she’s mostly famous for attempting to be famous. Last year she wore this monstrosity.

I don’t know who any of these people are, pretty much. Ok, I know like 4 of these people. I am still terribly old.

The main thing I’m getting out of this is that Diplo is someone’s father. Poor kids.

I went to an afternoon showing (I’m in college so I have weird hours) and it was mainly housewives. Some came with girlfriends, some alone (we knowingly nodded at each other). My theatre sells wine (but I don’t drink). There were hoots for Christian doing pull-ups w/o a shirt on and giggles from the lines stolen…

Does she have her own money? Can she afford to walk away yet? I didn’t stand up to my family until I was mid to late 20s. Some women don’t manage it until their 30s or 40s. It probably depends on how much nastiness there is, and how nasty it is.

We bought our friend six months of the streaming subscription service that he didn’t have (Netflix) so he could binge watch a bunch of new shows while he went to chemo. He said that he really enjoyed it, and it wasn’t crazy expensive.

I’ve said it before, Ivanka is Paris Hilton without the sex tape — just a cheap knockoff like her handbags. Thus, Tiffany is the Nicky Hilton — the “Ohhhh, yeah. I remember her.”

Spoiled, rich, and supports her vile family members. Done.

Definitely ask her what she needs! Maybe watching the kids for a day depending on how old they are so she can breathe and grieve. Or consider bringing her some meals to put in the freezer a few weeks from now! People tend to send food in the days after but it kind of peters out after a while and needing to cook for a…

Yes, she ends with a solid burn, but pointing out that any misplaced concern should have been raised decades ago should really cause a few people to reconsider what they say to her.

Contrast: just got back from my friend’s mom’s funeral. Poor woman had a stroke in her 50s about thirteen years ago and just faded slowly, in hospice the last three. Her wake was packed and tears flowed, despite the fact that she couldn’t participate in life for over a decade. She was so loved. My friend walked…

“Although I appreciate everyone’s concern, it would have been much more appreciated at any time during my childhood.”

This is my personal favorite. From the Sedona Community Cemetery, Sedona, Arizona. And it is real.

I just do not get the new trend in eyebrows. Or any trends in eyebrows. I’m obsessed with how obsessed some women are with their eyebrows. But this new trend, while better than the plucked into oblivion look, is not great. They all look fake and plastic and some people square them off way too much with pencil and I…