Fuck off.

OK, guys. Let’s face it. In the video of the speech, she looks sad, tired, not made-up, defeated, done.

Here we have a woman delivering a poised and eloquent speech about the importance of protecting our children a week after losing the presidency and meanwhile the necrotic ballsack stuffed with radioactive waste we call a president-elect is putting Nazis in his cabinet and filling his weekly quota of empty legal…

“Katy who?”

Not to mention the hair and the fug anchor jacket. And you just know she thought she looked good in this picture. I know we’re not supposed to body snark here, but she looks like someone hit her in the face with a frying pan.

I think once they went there with the ape comment they are fair game for anything.

It’s been a long standing policy on Jez that looks-shaming is frowned upon, but I’m like

Yeah, the double-think is bewildering. I personally can’t muster up much of an opinion about Melania, she seems to have played the cards she was dealt to her own benefit and that’s about it, but let’s not pretend that if she wasn’t legally attached to the president elect right now these women wouldn’t be tearing her…

Holy shit, that bitch is about the least classy looking woman I’ve seen in a long ass time. Also, I’ll go there...those look like some tacky ass tattooed eyebrows. The fact that she tried to come for Michelle.

What I find interesting is just how entitled they feel to those jobs. They feel that they are their right and just due. In a democracy they then are able to go ahead and activate the levers of the state on their behalf against the very capitalism that they themselves have been whining about being synonymous with…

Plus, Melania is astonishing, but not classy, sorry. That’s ok in my book, as I’d be ok with Dolly Parton in the house, but thinking that a nude model wrapped in revealing gold dresses is classy and dignified in comparison to Michelle Obama who is both elegant and active is crazy.

That’s Ursula.

I’ll say it if nobody else will.

Sooner or later, people are going to figure out that the South and IA, KAS, OK, TX, MT, etc are still really fucking racist. And yet, we care about the Iowa caucus, we care about what rural voters in WV think; every election we have to endure endless speculation about what those backwards fucks think. I do not care;…

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

“Revolutionary art”

Someone I follow on Twitter said “at least punk music will be good again”. Excuse me but I’d much rather have my civil rights instead of another Green Day protest album.

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

my stepfather broke down on the day Trump was elected and confessed to us that he is undocumented. he was able to leave safely today morning and he’s returning to his home country via Canada. my mom will leave soon after to join him. we’re fortunate to be economically stable, and i have to stop myself from thinking of…

Serious question: are people just letting Lorne & Co off the hook for being one of the first non-news outlets to truly normalize him? Jimmy Fallon got more shit for ruffling Trump’s hair than SNL got for giving him the front and center on NBC’s flagship comedy show.