I have zero sympathy for celebrities bitching about how hard it is to be a celebrity while continuing to benefit from participating in celebrity culture. You want a normal life? Move to New Mexico like Julia Roberts did. Move to a little village in France like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt did. Go to a place where…

I wonder if Madame Tussaud's has a has-been vault. There have to been a ton of stars who were once famous enough to merit a wax figure but would now elicit a resounding "Who?" from any visitors to the museum. Or do they just melt down the Richard Greico statue and recycle the material for Kesha?

honest to goodness I don't see anything special about her face. It's just blonde, white, and blue eyed.

"You can say her expression is sultry in her photos, or suggestive, or too mature,'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Rend… still lives, and is even politically active introducing among other things http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_Ge… as a life peer for labour in the house of lords

Want a baby to look exactly like Angelina Jolie?

"He had a dong in the nineties..."

He had a dong in the nineties...

Mark...did you just make me like Garth Brooks?

I imagine that some pro Darren Wilson fans are probably also Garth Brooks fans. This sends a pretty powerful message.

Brooks is actually known to be a liberal. I don't know much about his stand on racial issues, but he's been on board with gay rights since the early 90s, when a ton of people who weren't immersed in country music had attitudes that probably embarrass them these days.

MRA trolls are probably on his side.

His wife married him AFTER he shot Michael Brown. Whoever she is, she knew exactly what she was marrying.

One family unjustifiably loses their son and the monster who killed him is having a kid himself. This world is fucked.

So, anyone else prepping to explain to friends and family over the holiday exactly why this was so fucked up? Anyone? As the resident Liberal Artist Kid in my family, I expect I'll be assailed with questions. And if I can't answer them satisfactorily, then of course The System Works.

Imagine if the baby is born half African-American?

I have such a huge crush on her. I want us to be best friends and drink martinis together and talk crap about our exes. I would even be willing to hang with Chelsea Handler too if it meant being BFF with JA, and I would greet Chelsea with pursed lips and effusively compliment her shoes because I'm trying not to give…

Also, they are really into a form of child abuse known as "blanket training". And homeschooling them to keep them from encountering unapproved ideas is also child abuse.

A few weeks ago, Jim Bob told People "I do not choose who my children marry....Over the years, I have suggested guys to my daughters or we have had a lot of guys that approach us and are interested in this girl or that girl, but each of our girls have chosen their spouse on their own."

tebow, run like you're in the nfl.