"Honey, I can't wait for baby Lower East Side to get here!"

Whoever said money can't buy happiness was poor...and wrong.

"I still don't know what the fuck is a French Montana."

that's the most immoral piece of trolling I've ever seen in this site, so, congratulations I guess.

She was treated as newsworthy because she's a relatively young woman who bravely came forward and presented her very personal story in an emotional and articulate matter. It's not as though there are hundreds of people committing medically assisted suicide clamoring to tell their stories, only to be ignored by the…

Good for her. Going on her terms. GBM is a terrible way to die.

There was speculation that she said she wouldn't do it Saturday to allow her and her family peace, free of media and protesters. I am hoping that's just the case and that her death was surrounded by those she loved.

Need link to said harmonica pictures to be sure. For uh, Science.

Meh,maybe this way people will actually notice the abuse.

Welp, now I won't be watching this movie.

"What IS this movie even?"

I'm really looking forward to these books and this movie fading into obscurity.

I just need to say this: his website, which I'm sure you've already seen Kara, is called bad.boys.finish.first*. Like, come the fuck on. Really dude?

"No one is forcing you to live in NYC."

"Well, he screamed something explicit at me on the sidewalk and I was so touched and turned on that I doubled back to talk to him and now we're a couple" said no woman ever in the history of human beings.

Also, it's been a while since I've been catcalled (because ancient), but not once was I called "pretty". The closest to that was when a very drunk street person said I looked like Snow White, but usually, it was graphically sexual stuff, not "You look pretty". Come on now.

THIS! I love when my boyfriend says I'm pretty. When strangers say it I assume they want to remove my skin and wear my face.

I Don't Notice What You Look Like Because You Scare Me When You Catcall!

I'm really surprised that more people haven't spoken up about how offensive/ignorant these books are - I mean, the author basically says that you have to be really screwed up in the head to be into BDSM. Anabellastasia Stwaneele basically saves Chrestwardian Culgreylen from his terrible, dark, ugly, sick mind - which…

E.L. James doesn't know shit about anything really. She really thinks it's possible for a 22 year old college grad to never have an e-mail or a laptop. In the 21st century. She also knows nothing about American geography or vernacular. I don't know a single person who uses the phrase "holy cow!" anymore, especially…