"This is the one that's going to eat your face when you die alone in your apartment." Yay!

I'm praying for a meteor.

Can I just ride the elevator up and go back to where I came from?

STAY AWAY. period. Yes, I have experience.

Great come back! (SP)

Bruce need a bro.

A moose bit my sister.

Sam Vaknin is an expert on Narcissism. In his videos he reads from his book, which is a very substantial work. It is good to become familiar with the personality disorder of narcissism early on in life, especially if you find yourself in prey/preditor situations. Narcissists do not know how to love another person…

How charming. You'll recover and be wiser. Better to go through this when you are young. Respect the state of shock you are in and everything will settle. It might serve you well to watch some of Sam Vaknin's youtube videos. peace.

I found I had to have a special spotlight following Kabir .... Sounds like a date with my gynocologist.

It is odd that the phrase "having it all" really does only pertain to women, and that is the only valuable insight in this article. I've always thought that if a man could have it all it would be a woman to raise his family, support his career, and be eye candy at the ball - and a parade of mistresses, magically…

I wouldn't feel comfortable eating my placenta if I left it out for so many days. It's better when it's fresh.

Why doesn't she just ask for a postponement?

I never look back at them for fear of getting pregnant.

39 years old! Isn't that Jack Benny's age?

This is how I wish people a happy birthday:

It's an archetypal cleansing fantasy: everyone I don't like will be killed by none other than God himself, and me and all my friends will live forever. Liberals and Conservatives alike harbor these fantasies. We've made it through Y2K and 2012 and a host of other deadlines.

every man’s back-up plan

I wanna know why so many kids are allergic to peanuts. Depression, Peanuts, Gluten, ADD, ADHD..... We never got diagnosed with anything.

Ah, I love semantics. Procedure vs. Murder. Procedure it is!