I don’t have enough time/fucks to give for a deep dive on this one champ.

I’ve been trying to make the case that, for Trump, the duties and responsibilities of being President will fall lightly on his shoulders, if at all. Most of the burdens of leadership are self-imposed, deriving from a sense of responsibility and a desire to do what is right for the country. Presidents turn grey because…

Wow, didn’t realize the Cavs came back from 3-1 to win the NBA Finals last year. Had the won a title recently? If not, I bet the their fans were pretty excited.

As we are all slowly realizing, bad NBA basketball is 100 times better than bad NFL football.

As I’m comforting my Muslim spouse as she sobs about what this means for her, I don’t have time for nausea. I just want her to be okay. I want to live in a place where an interfaith lesbian couple with disabilities aren’t seen as the enemy. I’m tired of our lives hanging in the balance every goddamn election because…

As a straight white male:

“and a Texan who swore hed find me and butt fuck me in my front yard while my family watched.”

Just out according to @CNN: “Utah officials report voting machine problems across entire country”

We’ve casted our vote

Ya know, it’s Sherman… So his toe slipped over the line a little, big deal. It’s just a game, man. 

The Bills received a dang delay of game penalty right as Carpenter made his 49-yard kick.

Solidly in the greys, but since the only way I’ve been able to survive this election cycle is by reading Jez, I just wanted to say thank you. To all of you. And will enjoy the Live Blog tonight.

UGH! You got further than I did.
It was the bro-iest thing I may have ever read:

As I’ve said in the Deadspin/Concourse comments several times at this point: if you truly have nothing to lose in this election, congratulations on your extreme privilege. The rest of us will vote based on what’s at stake for us. (that’s targeted toward the bs in that post, not you, to clarify)

To Pareene, Redford, and Draper: Huh. So this is what it feels like to be a straight white man and have no skin in the game. Interesting. Instead of helping to make sure that Clinton’s win is a landslide and not something Trump can debate and argue about and take to court, you guys have decided to just hope for the…

I got halfway through the Deadspin version (and I usually like them!) before my eyes rolled out of my head and across the floor so I couldn’t read anymore.

I’m thinking it’s not shade but a well executed, multi-level burn.

Alex Pareene’s self-important explanation for why he may or may not deem voting in a presidential election worthy of his time was the single worst thing I have read this election season.

It’s baffling to me that so many have to “hold their noses” and painstakingly fill out a ballot that’s below their standard (like every ballot that’s ever come up in this country). Can you not look at the racial minorities, immigrants, women, and religious minorities that share your country with you and simply vote…

How can your vote “not matter” and “send a message”? Just fucking vote you goddamn assholes.