UGH! You got further than I did.
It was the bro-iest thing I may have ever read:

As I’ve said in the Deadspin/Concourse comments several times at this point: if you truly have nothing to lose in this election, congratulations on your extreme privilege. The rest of us will vote based on what’s at stake for us. (that’s targeted toward the bs in that post, not you, to clarify)

To Pareene, Redford, and Draper: Huh. So this is what it feels like to be a straight white man and have no skin in the game. Interesting. Instead of helping to make sure that Clinton’s win is a landslide and not something Trump can debate and argue about and take to court, you guys have decided to just hope for the…

I got halfway through the Deadspin version (and I usually like them!) before my eyes rolled out of my head and across the floor so I couldn’t read anymore.

I’m thinking it’s not shade but a well executed, multi-level burn.

Alex Pareene’s self-important explanation for why he may or may not deem voting in a presidential election worthy of his time was the single worst thing I have read this election season.

Trump: Psssst. Mel. MEL. Who do I vote in for Congress?

Isn’t that against the law?

Yet another reason to despise the New England Scoundrels

This is categorically incorrect.

And proves that some suck-ass messed up his code, which explains why he malfunctioned a game ago.

Cubes broke the cardinal rule* of PR: If what you’re doing makes fucking ESPN look like the good guys then you’ve done fucked up.

Roughing the kicker is a live-ball penalty, but the play was blown dead before Sherman got to the kicker. Since Sherman hit Carpenter after the whistle repeatedly blew the play dead (regardless of whether or not he got a piece of the ball) that is unnecessary roughness at a minimum (confirmed by Dean Blandino on…

If the NCAA won’t let them have dollars, I’m pretty sure they won’t let them have change either.

Bud Lite Lime-a-Rita

It’s baffling to me that so many have to “hold their noses” and painstakingly fill out a ballot that’s below their standard (like every ballot that’s ever come up in this country). Can you not look at the racial minorities, immigrants, women, and religious minorities that share your country with you and simply vote…

I hope they paid him, just to show how ridiculous the rules are.

“Voting is fine, but it’s not enough about me. How can I make it less about other people and more about my perception of myself?”

How can your vote “not matter” and “send a message”? Just fucking vote you goddamn assholes.

I feel legitimately embarrassed for Pareene that his moody, precious, verbose, and self-important bullshit was published directly next to what Diana wrote.