The sarcasm dripping from this piece is simply

One theory on Trump’s effort to kill a massive project that would benefit his hometown is that he’s trying to spite Democratic Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer for blocking some of his nominees.

My guess? This news depresses property values in the areas either end of the tunnel. TrumpOrg coincidentally picks up some key properties in those areas. President* Drumpf abruptly changes course and backs the tunnel, stoking his own ego by listing off imaginary people who ‘begged’ him. Property values rise. Profit!

Oh I get it now...

Which motorbikes?

I now have a vision of a 427 Morgan Cobra. And it is GLORIOUS.

Not sure if anyone ever seen it or heard of the scene, but in “Birth of a Nation,” there’s a “cautionary tale” about letting blacks into government and they show a scene with black congressmen (white guys in blackface, of course) putting their feet on the desks, throwing shit around and generally fucking shit up.

If I worked at Morgan, I’d make sure the EV3's drivetrain consists entirely of straight cut gears. I’d also make sure the brakes have some characteristic squeak as well (such as when cold...).

HEY MORGAN!

“I just bought a ‘85 Kamaz and need to get it below 300 millirems in only 16 days!” 

Tracy’s next headline:

Who let the dogs out

There is so much want in this article. Those photos had me barking RUF RUF !!

THANK YOU

Is there a reason why these rear diffusers can’t be integrated into the rest of the bodywork, or must it always look like the driver has negligently reversed over a cardboard box?

Can we stop saying stuff like this disregards the laws of physics? THE REASON THIS WORKS IS BECAUSE OF AN IN DEPTH UNDERSTANDING OF THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!

“Many of us came to work at the hotel precisely because of the Trump brand — it meant quality”

You just know that everything Orestes Fintiklis is, Trump and his chinless sons wishes they were.

It’s fundamental. Because SELFISH PEOPLE CAN’T FUCK. Ungenerous people are terrible in bed. If you’re conservative, and you put that in your dating profile, you’re announcing to the world “Fuck You, I Got Mine”— which makes people not want to fuck you. Even people who aren’t consciously aware of this rule will avoid…