Hell, you could probably outrun the Tesla on this little guy.

That was an insult to Lenny.

The MAGA fuckwits aren’t much better, crowing that nothing has happened. First thing about impeachment, the orangutan can no longer receive a federal pardon. And that cameo was corny when I was 7 years old, moreso nowadays that we've seen the depths of his incompetence.

The dumbass either didn’t switch it into sport mode or wasn't enthusiastic with the throttle. It’s hard to tell if they’re incompetent or cheating, but either way, epic fail.

Isn't that what I said? 🙄

It’s physics, the car nominally weighs 5.9 times what the motorcycle does, and only outputs 2.7 times the HP if you take the highest spec Model 3. Having ridden a motorcycle with 1.7 times the HP and .6 times the torque of the SR/F, there is no danger of coming off the bike, you’re worried about looping it. Hell, my…

Having never lost a drag race to a car on a CBR1000RR, GSX-R 750, SV650, 525EXC, or CRF450X, I find it doubtful that an electric car would out-accelerate an electric motorcycle. One weighs 3.6-4k lbs, the other is sub 610 lbs with the pilot, yet the car can only muster a bit more than double the horsepower compared to…

Still, 20% of them being ready in less than 30 min sounds a wee bit optimistic.

Cut their dicks off, and feed their testicles to some pigs. And fuck these 2 assholes specifically. With a couple of rusty rods.

Dissonance, not dissidence.

You want to use something that is ecologically retrograde, then that’s your concern, but it’s too expensive and wasteful to keep plastic straws on hand for the .1% of the population that actually need one. Learn to pack a straw.

Ten Things was awesome, never caught Josie though, maybe it’s time for a Noughties movie marathon...

Gotcha beat, 0 things ordered from Amazon since 2015.

And anything with a bit of mass will punch right through your "curtain", likely causing damage.

Without the windshield, that front end looks like ass with the deflector deployed. Easier to just wear a helmet.

Even the tires? Rubber gets hard after a few years...

Fair enough.

Easier to buy an Ariel Atom or Caterham and avoid looking like a twat with too much money altogether.

You'd rather have a fine mist of toilet water on your toothbrush?

It’s a 2 inch curb. How in the fuck did these jackasses trip on a fucking 2 inch curb?