Good idea, I can confirm your measures are fairly good. I also wipe my phone’s advertising ID regularly, and run with location and bluetooth off unless I’m actively using either. My information might have been stolen in god knows which security breach, but fuck anyone trying to track me by other means. It’s also…

The guy suffers from mental illness. Get him off the stage and to a psychiatrist.

Not hard to dunk on the centrist, especially when he’s hobnobbing with the hoity-toity in a fucking WINE CAVE. Why is Buttigieg on the national stage again, other than the bit about him being corporate America’s candidate?

Like this guy, with 2 427s bored out to 454?

Witness!

Weird is good, weird means you're limited edition. As I can imagine every true Jalop is at heart.

Easier as a 2 person team, I have my KTM, and the SO drives chase in the XJ.

That leaves latitude for interpretation, I prefer, “don’t be a fool, wrap your tool”.

Is fucking off on my dirt bike an option?

Torch, you might be a spaz, but we love you anyways.

Right way is a misnomer, I prefer to call this the proper way. If you wanna be different, you do you.

Sometimes, I just appreciate a short safety talk that's to the point.

They’ve been dull for years. Having driven a number of SL55s, SL65s, and C65s in a previous lifetime working with a dealer, they where fast as fuck in a straight line, but fairly crappy when asked to turn with anything approximating precision.

Having grown up in the desert, water is precious to me. Thanks for being mindful ma'am.

Having met actual Christians with a capital C as opposed to these evangelical cunts, the Christians have been as offended by Il Douche as the rest of us. Evangelical christians can go suck a dick for all the good they’ve done humanity.

And thank you for the slow run through every single reason this orangutan impersonator won't win.

Thank fuck for that.

And I hope the lawsuits never do stop coming. It would be karma if this asshole ended up broke and in a shelter. A bit of a shame that will likely never happen.

You cheeky son of a bitch, take your star.