P.S. Read it in a Scottish accent, it’ll sound better, particularly the twat bit.

Dude! My dad had a Squareback that couldn’t cross the border in that same color! It couldn’t cross the border on account of it having been flagged by the DEA. Made for a fun trip the first time he tried to cross into the States, we where living in Tecate at the time, and he was told to drop trou and spread them. The…

Take your god damned star, you magnificent bastard.

Rules? We don't need not stinking rules!

This is how English used to be written. Read more, you’ll get used to it. Except for the lol, that guy can fuck right off.

Be the change you seek. My next car is going to be amarillo mírame-ahuevo, aka egg yolk yellow. The joke doesn’t translate that well...

And we think you're dumb too, so it all works out!

Dear Bradley,

Kill 'em with kindness. Now that is a tough one.

Pissing on the current staff is mean and reason to get shit on yourself. Watch it.

If you want skills, you grab a motard. Asphalt and dirt in the same race with slicks on a dirtbike. And don’t forget the jumps. There's a reason GP riders usually aren't allowed to race these, too great a risk of injury.

If you want something that will give your skills a workout, grab a motard. There’s a reason GP riders aren’t usually allowed to run these monsters. Wheelies and stoppies on command with a healthy dose of sliding...

Having ridden dirtbikes, sportbikes, motards, and a bit of dirt track, I’d love nothing more than to test my mettle against him. As much as I hate his faux affable schtick, he has skills despite being over the hill and trailing Marquez. Crossing swords with Marquez would be an absolute squee moment for me in the other…

The idea might have been good, but the bureaucrats fucked up the implementation as per the usual. A fairer method for their culture might have been you get the one shot, unless you have a girl, then try again.

It’s wasted energy, heating the air instead of directly cooking your occupants. The seat heaters in my Golf get a regular workout, and they're good for shits and giggles too, you’ve never played the heated seat game?

No, I’m yelling at you and your ilk for letting your “me first” mentality completely and utterly fuck up the planet’s climate. You lot will be dead and buried, but we’ll be up to our balls dealing with the shitstorm y’all left behind. For fucks sake man, don’t you even care about your grandchildren and great…

Which has been my fucking point all along. It's nice to see that some people get it, though it's aggravating in the extreme to have to wait for those that don't get it to die out shortly. Not a minute too soon might I add, the Me generation has been a right pain the ass.

People seem to not get that ad hominem goes both ways. Crow all you like, it all comes down to what you can prove, which is precious little in this arena.

People need to learn to watch their gauges, like they should have been doing already. If you're aware of how much charge you have, it becomes rather difficult to get caught out by it, right?

Here’s some relevant info, just to counter your misinformation. I’m quoting the NHTSA, a higher authority than the IIHS, “In 2003, 35.7 percent of fatal SUV crashes resulted in a rollover. That same year just 15.8 of fatal passenger car accidents resulted in a rollover.” So that safety argument is still bullshit, and…