Rich? How much is he Werth? :D

...Or strangling a man to death for selling un-taxed cigarettes.

"2 days seems a little harsh for just a billboard"-Roger Goodell

Oden has a Hall of Fame "resting bitch face"

Do it. DO IT!!!!

I was wondering when Bollywood would remake Weekend at Bernie's

Wut?

Peterson needs some lotion for that burn! Annnd Sherman needs some lotion for those hands.

Nobody tell him about Ozzie Smith!!!

Hey, I just found footage of Goodell delivering his decision on Rice's suspension!

Ravens fans must be grateful that Rice wasn't smoking a fat blunt when he knocked out his girlfriend, then he might actually be in REAL trouble.

#inspurayshonal

Like the White Stripes, the Cubs rarely have anyone on bass

Mr. Starting QB?

Wife of Long snapper sympathetic to wives of athletes

So they didn't want to remind the audience how soon most of them will die.

I willing to bet that the report is so flattering that the Vikings don't want to make other teams look bad.

I'm not being serious, serious people wear camo.