The family of the vet does get to make a choice. Owens’ wife made one choice (yes, you can use me as a prop); his father made another (GTFO you moron whose idiotic decision got my son killed).

Yeah, save that shit for us white guys!

If we’re going to shit on anyone who has a change of heart on social issues and question their motives, can we just admit that we’re more concerned with performative righteous indignation than in making the world better?

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

She did come pre-packaged from a far away place and got his name stamped on her, so sure.

I’m a talking head who has appeared on dozens of cable shows, including Anderson Cooper 360, Dr. Drew, Joy Behar, and Nancy Grace. I work for a traditional print media outlet, so it’s a part of my job.

While I have never gotten paid for those appearances, they are very willing to promote my work. They always have my…

“Oh, and Carson Wentz is black in this game”

Can I just say, the best thing about “Boom Goes the Dynamite” is in that second part. “Passes it to the man.” Like, more than just the fact that this guy doesn’t know the names of the players in the clip he’s dryly attempting to highlight... it sounds like The Man has taken a break from persecuting the marginalized…

Oh, if only there was a way your tender, entitled, safe-space requiring heart could find more coverage of Charles Oakley.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Charles+Oakley

Eat all the dicks, please.

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

You’re in luck! Yakuza 0 is a prequel. Knowing the other games makes some references stand out but otherwise, you don’t really need to have played the series to enjoy this game.

I’ve never played a Yakuza game before. Do I need to have played the previous ones before getting this? It looks interesting.

But “most pedantic” is correct, right?

Thank you for providing an example of why Boston has made the list.

It was disappointing to see Katie Nolan used only for a ridiculous Lady Gaga recap. God forbid they replace one of those mumbling, filled-with-warm-farts, retired football players who have literally never said anything of substance.

I hear that. But he’s surrounded himself with people I would call evil (esp Bannon) and is letting them lead him down the evil path.

I don’t think he’s evil, I honestly think he’s just kind of dumb. A vast swath of people praised all of his idiotic rambling so he just keeps at it, upping the ante every time until eventually he says shit that he never thought he would, just to feel like people care about him. Honestly I am starting to pity him more…