These are real problems.

I was with you til you praised Kevin Hart. He’s no less of a joke.

I was a bernie supporter before you knew who he was and before he ever declared his run for the presidency.

But muh personality disorder!

Um...what?

LOL chiefs.

The fact that you say you are joking, but then you will respond so seriously to people who are clearly joking back to you, is amusing.

Yeah, we know you’re a pats fan by the way you think Peyton isn’t good in the playoffs.

If you don’t even know what takeout is, which you don’t, you are a dumb person. End of story.

Definitely not because you’re unenjoyable to be around. Definitely couldn’t be that.

It’s obvious she doesn’t steal jokes. Her jokes are absolutely terrible.

Im a die hard football fan. You do not need to feel sorry for me because Brady isn’t that great. It’s okay.

He wasn’t joking. Your team cheats & was caught doing it.

You are joking right? You have to be joking....

Yeah, whining about greys apparently is what you have to do to get out of them.

Amy Schumer writing all of her own jokes explains why they aren’t funny.

Look at all the butthurt in here. You guys desperate for Peyton to get in trouble are worse than the loud idiots at trump rallies calling for the clintons to go to jail.

Wow, if running a fucking video game shop is that hard for you, I cant imagine how much detail you would go into describing a job that was even remotely difficult.

She’s ugly. Never tried to date her.

Eli, where’d you get a hand grenade?