If Feinberg gets the pee tape first I will absolutely reconsider my position on the existence of a just and loving God.

He could break the story that toppled the Trump administration once and for all and they’d still carve that cereal take on his tombstone.

I’m trying to figure out if “cereal idiot” refers to his choice of cereal or how he prepares/eats said cereal.

Marchman’s shitty takes aren’t dying, they’re just relocating. Best of luck.

This is the story for which I will always remember Marchman:

Japan-only, kids. But no performance upgrades, just new dampers, brakes and wheels.

Whatever, Albert. Let’s see you look cool while trying to shoot a 55 lb. basketball.

lol okay

I... I don’t get it. I literally can not understand the wiring in your brain.

Uh huh.

#TeamKillerMike (not because Nina Turner, but because NOT Oprah)

The Oprah for President think sounds fun, but as a kid who who was forced to watch her show everyday because Grammaw wouldn’t let me go outside I can’t help but remember the lunacy she brought. Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, The Secret, Deepak Chopra. She promoted a lot of new age lunacy that still hurts actual science. People…

I love Oprah, but her continuing endorsement of outright charlatans does not bode well for the quantity of shit in her body: Dr Phil, Dr Oz, that “The Secret” horseshit, etc

to take gallahad's point even further—there is now copious evidence that every claim gatorade has ever made about its efficacy was false at the time based on lack of evidence, and is false now based on a preponderance of evidence regarding uptake of electrolytes. turns out, funny story, that gatorade is a 100%…

With journalists literally acting as shills for a marketing campaign, and marketers successfully identifying a useless product with baseball fans' happy memories of a great player's long career, I'm the cynical one here?

Tim Marchman is 70.

Breakfast foods, ranked:

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.

I haven't thought too much about how this would be executed — but just wanted to weigh in to endorse the concept of Bleacher Report as representing replacement level. The concept of replacement level should be carried much farther into other walks of life, in my view. For example, US Airways is a replacement-level…