If Feinberg gets the pee tape first I will absolutely reconsider my position on the existence of a just and loving God.

He could break the story that toppled the Trump administration once and for all and they’d still carve that cereal take on his tombstone.

I’m trying to figure out if “cereal idiot” refers to his choice of cereal or how he prepares/eats said cereal.

Marchman’s shitty takes aren’t dying, they’re just relocating. Best of luck.

This is the story for which I will always remember Marchman:

Japan-only, kids. But no performance upgrades, just new dampers, brakes and wheels.

He’s been getting plenty of reps in at Chuck E. Cheese.

Whatever, Albert. Let’s see you look cool while trying to shoot a 55 lb. basketball.

lol okay

I... I don’t get it. I literally can not understand the wiring in your brain.

People think Duke is the only school that cares about education, but don’t give John Calipari credit for Derrick Rose’s impressive SAT scores.

HOW CAN I BE TYPING THIS? THE WORD ‘COMPUTER’ DIDN’T EXIST UNTIL THE 1640s!

For example, the word dinosaur didn’t exist until like 1842. There was no word for dinosaur. Then all of a sudden in the next 15-20 years, after this British scientist comes up with this word “dinosaur” and describes it in a medical journal, people start finding fossils.

Yeah bring back the old ways when they all looked super different

They sound like a couple of guys who sat in on classes at Duke once every few weeks.

Two guys who went to Duke think they’re smarter than everyone else, color me surprised.

Uh huh.

#TeamKillerMike (not because Nina Turner, but because NOT Oprah)

The Oprah for President think sounds fun, but as a kid who who was forced to watch her show everyday because Grammaw wouldn’t let me go outside I can’t help but remember the lunacy she brought. Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, The Secret, Deepak Chopra. She promoted a lot of new age lunacy that still hurts actual science. People…

I love Oprah, but her continuing endorsement of outright charlatans does not bode well for the quantity of shit in her body: Dr Phil, Dr Oz, that “The Secret” horseshit, etc