Hello to my friends at Go-Gurt. No one eats yogurt on a skateboard.

So you’re saying he wouldn’t fit in with their culture?

Somewhere out there is a bunch of Green Party voters thinking Ossof is a neo-liberal shill and refusing to vote for him

One attack ad painted Ossoff as too inexperienced

Yup. I have a strong fear of heights, as well — I really really dislike bridges.

THIS! I got stuck in traffic on the I10 bridge over the Mississippi in Baton Rouge and almost had a heart attack...feeling a giant structure moving underneath you is not what I call “Calming”

Just think, when that does happen, it is likely that someone on that bridge would have had that fear.

Every time I’m driving and notice a questionable noise or smell, I assume it must come from my car, which is about to explode.

That every bridge I drive over is going to collapse PRECISELY as I cross it and send me plummeting in to the river below.

Agreed. Keep Alex Rodriguez though. It pains me, but he’s actually a pretty good if not slightly great analyst.

He was on Fox’s postseason coverage last year and it should be a seamless transition into broadcasting/commentating, hopefully they can boot off living fossil and Ditka analogue Pete Rose to make room for Jimmy.

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.

Called out son!

Huh.

Again, Beaver Stadium should be demolished, the earth it sat on salted and Penn State should never play a down ever again. Should. But nobody in Happy Valley or Indianapolis who ever was or will be in a position to do the right thing will ever have the decency to do it.

Getting tired of bloated, entitled old white dude CEOs with 7 figure worth and not an ounce of brains

Yah know I tried to respond to this, but I scrolled and everything went to absolute shit. tl;dr was not every website these days needs to be a single page endlessly scrolling pit.

It’s always been sketchy, but the new infinitely-scrolling stories with comments below them just suck. It makes navigation something of a challenge.

Holy shit this new Kinja sucks.

On the side of the road with head gasket issues.