David Tracy, the reason HOA’s were invented.

and that said, I expect we will hear from some diehard Jeep fans about how this new version is a total abomination because _________.

Soon.

I’m not trying to be a shit disturber or anything. But is there actually any real difference in the look?

SMH. Good to see that typical Jalopnik rage is still a thing.

In a couple years when Autopilot’s been perfected

It’s still a shitty design whether or not any of us actually ordered one.

Buy a new set. Of all the things to not half-ass, tires are right up there with brakes and steering. There are so many good reasons to never fit a set of used tires to your vehicle, and maybe like one good reason to.

Yes, it’s a bag full of ulcers waiting to happen

Ice cream cakes are poor examples of both ice cream and cakes. Kids only like it because it has two of their favorite words in it, otherwise it’s like somebody hard froze the worst soft serve they could find and put a shitty screen print of whatever dumpy cartoon is momentarily en vogue on it.

Clickbait titles

My local Walmart Neighborhood store has a set of 195/70R14's for $25 each....

That’s what gets me about these articles of his. Everything seems forced. The jokes and problems seem exaggerated. Just like everyone says, it’s all for page views. Contradicting himself within his “articles” proves it.

David Tracy today:

sober policy knower Paul Ryan

Named her kid “Christian,” believes in reincarnation when profitable.

As a law professor, supporter of publicly-funded legal aid, and long-time ill-fitting khakis advocate, I assure you that in our cabal, public legal aid and khakis go together like... well, like khakis and absolutely any top you could imagine. Blazer, dress shirt, polo shirt, t-shirt...

I’m not entirely sure Musk is necessarily the best example of rational financial management, particularly when we focus on automotive stuff.

The best part of capitalism is when shitheads accidentally waste their money in the funniest of ways.